Over the next few days, I will be editing old posts and deleting some of them also. I started this blog when I was 12 years old and the old posts just really aren’t good to keep anymore or some of the content I don’t want to be displayed anymore. I’m also hoping to change the theme over to one I’ve been working on for the past few weeks when I’ve had a minute or so, So stay tuned!
Well today after the long wait I finally did Obsidian Sanctum 25 man 3 Drakes. I’m so glad to finally have my title “Twilight Vanquisher” and my achievement The Twilight Zone, as I had been using “of the Nightfall” for too long…
Feb
19
2010
Battleground and Honor Changes on the HorizonPosted by Shaun in Games, World of WarcraftToday Blizzard announced some new changes on the way the Battleground and Honor system will work they are as follows; We have several changes planned for Battlegrounds in the next minor content patch and would like to share them with you now. This patch will be available for public testing and we encourage you to participate, queue up and provide some feedback on these changes.
All of these features and changes will be available in the next minor patch which should be hitting the public test realms in the near future. Please help us out by testing this system and providing your feedback so we can make some fine-tuning adjustments before the patch’s release. I myself am pleased to hear these changes as it will be easier for me to get the PVP mounts to finally get my Mountain o’ Mounts achievement. One of the Universal Truths that lie just beyond the fabric of modern society is the axiom that geeks, along with nerds and other peoples who overinvest in intelligence but boast underdeveloped social skills, make the best lovers. Once people realize this, the sexual revolution that will sweep through western culture will make the seventies look like the fifties, and I’m not talking about wider pants. The reasons why geeks are unparalleled as lovers are simple and many: Geeks don’t sleep around. Geeks, through their higher IQ and therefore greater understanding of the tragedy of human condition, know that the dice only seem to have more sides on the other side of the table. Hence, they instinctively stay loyal to their lovers through thick and thin. Their social skills are also not well developed enough to support an affair, and frankly, geeks generally aren’t quite sure how they ended up with the lover they have attracted. When you date a geek, you know the geek will be yours until you are done. Geeks are good at the things they try. When’s the last time you met a geek who didn’t have some secret skill just simmering below the surface of a simple-seeming life, honed in the wee hours of the night? It could be hacking, playing video games, or the ability to insert and remove those stupid computer power plug things from drives without cursing or breaking a finger. Let sex become their new favorite late-night hobby, and you know that a geek won’t quit until he or she has learned how to hack into your brainstem through specific genitalia interfacing in parallel with general dermal and oral bonding. Geeks are not interested in status. Geeks became geeks because they chose to spend their time doing things that would not necessarily make them popular with everyone else in school, like sports and fashion. The ability to resist peer pressure is important to a geek. This means that a geek is more interested in their or your happiness than looking good to others, which will come in handy when either (a) you need attention, in any sort ranging from the nurturing to the lascivious, and also, because both of those things are not necessarily unorthagonal dimensions, any combination of the two, or (b) you need to be rescued because it is the climax of a teen 80’s movie. Or both. Geeks haven’t formed bad habits. After years of serially dating lots of other women, many socially successful guys have become too confident to be intimate, think of women only for sex, and don’t have any intention of letting what in their minds is “just another girlfriend” enjoy the last spring roll. Let us not even pry into the diabolical, dark, twisted, and depraved mind of the girl who has serially dated many men. None of this is true of the geek, however. The lack of past romantic partners allows the geek to approach lovers with the zest of the neophyte. Geeks are not full of romantic confidence; however, once coaxed from their emotional holes like tame bunnies, they are eager to please and enjoy their newfound relationship. Geeks can concentrate. Geeks can focus their energy on one task with the intensity of a hunting cheetah. Granted, the task they are focusing on may have more to do with hunting orcs with a +1 Sword of Piercing rather than hunting gazelles with claws, but the fact remains that a geek, once set upon a task and given Mountain Dew, becomes a tireless slave to their goal. Put a six-pack of Dew on the bedside table and a geek between the sheets, and you have found yourself one relentless lover. When’s the last time all night actually meant all night? When’s the last time you were with someone who, if they needed more of the night, knew how to get it? Geeks have excellent finger dexterity. Geeks roll dice. Geeks play video games. Geeks flip pages in books. Geeks type a lot, and use characters like ~ and ^ and | that no one else has any use for. Geeks use calculators in postfix notation. As a result, a geek knows how to use his or her fingers to greatest possible effect. Whether you have a button that needs pushing or a joystick that needs joy, a geek is the person for the job. Geeks have imagination. Once you have found your amazing lover, you wouldn’t want things to become boring. That is where geeks prove their real worth. Replayability is important to the value-conscious video-game playing geek, and this translates to relationships as well. Wouldn’t you want to date someone who has created a Quake 3 mod? Wouldn’t you want to date someone who has written steamy Everquest fan fiction involving elven incest? Wouldn’t you want to date someone who wished they were Morpheus rather than someone who wished they were Barry Bonds? There are plenty of other reasons why geeks are the best lovers around, but don’t just take my word for it. Find the nearest sexy geek and coax that person into asking you out, even if you have to do so using instant messanger. Remember: the only non-sexy geek is a single geek. Original copy located at http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/02/why-geeks-make-good-lovers/, All credit goes to them.
Feb
09
2010
TweetDeck Version 0.33.0 Released Today!Posted by Shaun in Information Technology, Internet, Software, TweetDeck, TwitterIts my pleasure to announce that the new TweetDeck version has now officially been released and you can download it here! There is a lot of changes with this latest release so first lets watch a video showing some of the new changes; Here is a list of changes with this new version; If you have any issues, Please @reply me on twitter my username is @ShaunLorrain.
Feb
05
2010
I finally got Adobe CS4 Master!Posted by Shaun in Adobe, Information Technology, Internet, Software
Well it appears WordPress has released a new version of their BlackBerry application which now works much better than the previous version. Last version I couldn’t actually connect to my blog whatsoever. Now that I can blog from anywhere with my cell I think I might do a few more blog posts while I’m traveling and have nothing better to do. I’ll add a video preview after the break for the new awesome application. PS: I even wrote this post on my BlackBerry as a test Well, a few months ago back in October 2009 I transferred the blog from http://sheppardsblog.com to http://shaunlorrain.com (See here for the story) the renewal for sheppardsblog.com is coming up at the end of march and I don’t plan to renew the domain. So for all of you who still access the blog through that address, please change your bookmarks. ~Shaun
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